1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,040 Thank you. 2 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:02,760 I can be so good for you. 3 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:24,620 No, 4 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:27,860 no, the thing is, Terry, what's that thing flashing across the top there? 5 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,940 You're supposed to eat it. Go on, go on. Fire, fire. 6 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,560 For God's sake. 7 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:32,738 Look, look. 8 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:34,720 You move right with that one, you move left with that one. I know, I know. 9 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,240 It's gone now. 10 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:39,080 Why did you put this in, Harry? What ever happened to darts? 11 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,640 You shoot me a dartboard that devours money like that terrible thing, I'd be 12 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,740 happy to hang it on the wall. 13 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,820 You're no good at darts either. That is not the point. 14 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,180 Dad, look, this is not firing every time I press it. 15 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,840 No, what I was saying, Terry, was I need to clear your flat for a couple of 16 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,619 hours or so. 17 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:56,620 What for? 18 00:01:56,900 --> 00:02:01,520 Refurbishing. Re -what? Ah, it's programmed, isn't it? You can't beat 19 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:02,520 mean, where's the skill in that? 20 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,460 No, I've got a temper here. You fancy a game of doubles? 21 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,600 What, with him? You're joking. 22 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,500 Come on, better game is doubles. 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,640 Well, I tell you what, I had a little bit of interest. 24 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,280 What I do down my boozer. 25 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:16,680 A little bit on the side. 26 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:18,380 Say a fiver? 27 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,120 Fiver? Yeah, as usual. 28 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,000 Why not, Terry, eh? I was just getting the hang of it, wasn't I? 29 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:27,640 Well... Yeah, all right, yeah, all right. 30 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,980 Put our money up, son. You'll make one of that first? 31 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,720 Yeah, yeah. We'll set them a target to get, shall we? 32 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,200 Yeah. 33 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,300 Yeah, hold that. 34 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:54,740 That's it. Go on, go on. Go for the hundred. 35 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,580 It won't run off, is it? 36 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,080 No, it's not. 37 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,880 Leo? No, it's not. 38 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:04,520 No, about the key. 39 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,399 No, mate. 40 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,100 No, no, we had an agreement about that. 41 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,600 What? 42 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:12,940 The last time we had the key to my gap, you were stumbling in every time you got 43 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:16,360 half cut. Once, Terry. I did that once. Be fair. Yeah, and you certainly chose 44 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,359 your moment, didn't you? 45 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,880 Yeah, nice girl, as I recall. Yeah. Nice shoulders. 46 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,500 I do like a girl with nice shoulders. 47 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,260 Anyway, look, it was an emergency. 48 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,340 Emergency? You kept us up till five in the morning, picking the team for the 49 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,219 next World Cup. 50 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,960 And that was just a midfield. Look, I only need it for a couple of hours. 51 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:31,679 but what for? 52 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,040 I want to see what sort of nick it's in, see if it needs painting. 53 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,660 Painting? Look, I have two grand invested in that flat in key money, 54 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,040 I mean, I have a right to protect my investment, have I not? 55 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,720 Have I not? 56 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,880 Yeah, I suppose so. 57 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,960 What time is it? 58 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:48,780 Two o 'clock. 59 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,420 Well, I want that back in the Winchester at four. 60 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:53,050 I want to get some kit this afternoon. 61 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:54,330 Got a late one tonight. 62 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:55,530 You going up west? 63 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:57,390 Yeah, I'm picking Helen up from Elsa's. 64 00:03:57,910 --> 00:03:59,910 Elsa? Is that the one that works at Safeways? 65 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:02,670 Elsa's is a nightclub, you prune. 66 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:16,850 Hey, that Helen, she's got a friend. It's about time we went out on the town 67 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:19,390 again. Well, the truth is she disapproves of you. 68 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:20,870 Thinks you're a bad influence. 69 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:22,750 Oh, I hope you put her right. 70 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:26,150 Just don't forget that key. That is what is known as loyalty. 71 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,250 I suppose you'd know anything about that, though. 72 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,220 The wing, Dad! Off the wing! 73 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,060 No, never mind about that! 74 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,300 Come on! 75 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,620 Thank you, Sergeant. 76 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,540 Lovely to see you here again, Mr. Bellis. 77 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,160 Can I help you, sir? 78 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:28,420 Yeah, I'm looking for Helen. She's just started working here behind the bar. 79 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:29,700 Yes, of course. 80 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,140 Helen. 81 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,260 Well, I think you'll find it much more convenient if you use the rear entrance. 82 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,240 Right and right again. 83 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,680 A member of staff will tell you you're here, sir. 84 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,360 Cheers. 85 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,020 Is Bernie there? 86 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,300 Well, when he makes an appearance, kindly remind him he's supposed to be on 87 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,300 door with me. 88 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,860 Excuse me, I'm looking for Helen. You can get through to the bar, I'm bad. 89 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,020 Don't leave me to cry. 90 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,920 Don't leave me outside. 91 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,640 I want a wine menu. 92 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,020 Good. 93 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:32,530 Terry? 94 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:35,670 Oh, I can't get away just at the moment. Brandy, gorgeous. 95 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:37,089 Large one. 96 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:39,470 Staff aren't supposed to drink at the bar, Bernie. 97 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:41,190 Medicinal purposes? 98 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,350 Oh, hang on, Terry. I'll be with you in a minute. 99 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:46,850 Anyway, Mr. Young's been looking for you. 100 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:53,610 How are you? 101 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,130 Oh, lovely. 102 00:06:56,830 --> 00:07:00,110 Terry, there's been a slight hit. Sandra's got a cold, so she's not going 103 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:01,110 for the weekend. 104 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:02,039 No, you're kidding. 105 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,380 Well, never mind. We can go to your place. 106 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,720 We can't. 107 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,140 Arthur's got the bleeding key. We were supposed to have a meeting. He never 108 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,660 showed. What does he want with it? 109 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,300 Well, he's doing us the right favour, Sam. 110 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,880 He's going to get the place redecorated. 111 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:13,660 There you go, Jacko. 112 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:14,860 20 by 17. 113 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,119 Fitted carpet. 114 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,120 Gas central heating. 115 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,860 Yes. 116 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,380 The full grand offer. 117 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:25,100 I mean, key money you expect. The full grand. Oh, but it's not just key money, 118 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,620 Jacko, is it? I mean, it's fixtures and fittings. 119 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,780 I mean, gas cooker, fridge. 120 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,340 Carpet. Bed. 121 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:32,420 I'll chuck in the bed. 122 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,220 Ian, does your niece work in town? Because the tube's only just around the 123 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:37,220 corner. It's a real doddle. 124 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,260 I don't know, Arthur. It's a lot of money. 125 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,760 Yeah, but it's not just key money, Jacko, is it? I mean, this is your 126 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,719 mobile area. 127 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 Geezer's from the telly. 128 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,600 I'll tell you what, Arthur. 129 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:51,120 I'll sleep on it tonight. You come round the yard tomorrow and we'll have 130 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,140 another little chat, bro. No hurry, Jacko. You take your time. 131 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,600 I'll be round at nine. 132 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 I wouldn't bother, 133 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:01,660 Arthur. If you do happen to bump into Doris, don't mention my niece, will you? 134 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:04,960 Doris is a bit iffy about her family at the moment. 135 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,220 Not a dicky jacko. 136 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,880 What's this, you horrible little man? 137 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:12,780 It's Caesar's salmon. 138 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:15,500 Well, I happen to know something about food. 139 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:20,900 And I happen to know that Caesar's salmon has walnuts in it. Yes, but... So 140 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,980 don't you and I go along to the kitchen, Dino, and I'll give you a little 141 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:26,460 demonstration. Put your hands off the demonstration! 142 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,860 Is Bernie there, Mr Young? 143 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,100 I think there's some trouble in the kitchen. 144 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:43,419 Down with it, everybody. 145 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,080 We're going to have a lesson. 146 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,900 Nuts. We must have nuts. 147 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,080 Where's your nuts, little man, eh? 148 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:52,820 Understand? Compreme? 149 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,160 And drink. 150 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:57,030 Lots of drinks. 151 00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,510 Right. 152 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:00,690 Tomatoes. Blot. 153 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:05,650 Cucumber. You, fetch me raisins. Oh, come on, gentlemen. You're keeping the 154 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:07,170 staff from their work. Work? 155 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,050 Can't even make a salad. 156 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,310 Why don't we go to the bar after this? 157 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,630 Get your hands off me. 158 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,110 Come on. 159 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,280 Now give it a rest. 160 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,140 Don't you people ever listen. 161 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,360 That's what you get for drinking on an empty egg. 162 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,720 If you wish to inspect the kitchen, Mr. 163 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,260 Bellows, you have only two hours. 164 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,250 No royals in tonight, I hope. 165 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:21,330 I shall have to let Bernie go. 166 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:23,890 Elsa's is a very quiet little club. 167 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,470 The temptation here is to get a little flabby. 168 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:31,810 In Bernie's case, the situation was accelerated by the liberal use of my 169 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:34,990 You, on the other hand, are not at all flabby, Mr. McCann. 170 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,210 Are you employed at the moment? 171 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,570 No, he isn't, Mr. Filmer. 172 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,940 I've got a lot on as it happens, yeah. 173 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,820 Simon here has been managing Elsa's for me for five years. 174 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,700 If he advises me to hire someone, I accept his advice without question. 175 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,540 He seems to think that you'd make an ideal replacement for Bernard. 176 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,120 Bernard, that's fantastic. 177 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,840 £120 a week, free meals from our menu, of course, and a share of the staff 178 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,759 gratuities fund. 179 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,960 Should you show promise, there's no reason you should always be a doorman. 180 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,960 Look, I appreciate the offer, Mr Filmer, but, well, I've got a partner, you 181 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,960 know, Arthur Daly and... 182 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,520 Yeah, well, it's not just a job, you know. We're old friends. 183 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,080 He's seen me write a few times. 184 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,560 For goodness sake, Timmy. 185 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,100 Come. 186 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,780 Excuse me, there's a gentleman here. There you are. 187 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,500 I've been all over bloody Mayfair looking for Helens. 188 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,420 Arthur, this is Helen. 189 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,680 Hello, my dear. 190 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,960 But I've sussed it in the end. 191 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:29,580 Yeah, er, this is Mr Filmer. He owns the club. 192 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:30,569 After daily. 193 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:33,210 Nice place you've got here. Now I know where it is, I'll pop in again sometime. 194 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,690 I'm afraid the membership is closed. 195 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:37,810 Really? What a shame. You'd think people would be queuing up to join, wouldn't 196 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:38,870 you? I'll have a word with my boy. 197 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,230 Terry. 198 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:42,510 Yeah, hold that, please. Cheers. 199 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,629 Now, listen. 200 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:47,549 Where were you? 201 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:50,230 I've been the whole afternoon in the Winchester, didn't I? I'm knackered now. 202 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:53,350 Well, look, something cropped up. Now, we have an important meet tomorrow. I 203 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,350 will pick you up at the flat. 204 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:55,890 You won't, not unless you give me the key. 205 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,070 Oh, all right, all right. Now, look, we could be on a nice little earner here. 206 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,550 Half past seven, sharp. 207 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:04,390 Half seven? On the dot. Now get a good kipping. Must go, got things to do. 208 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,770 120 sobs. 209 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,450 For those unsociable hours. 210 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,110 Plus tips. 211 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:21,930 Oh, I see. I see the punter bungs a dorm and a fiver every time he bangs them on 212 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:24,690 the cobbles, eh? No, no, no. All the tips are pulled, aren't they? 213 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:27,030 How do you get a lion in the mornings? 214 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,870 It's the beginning of the end, Terry. 215 00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:35,070 Tax, national health insurance, graduated pension scheme, having to bow 216 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:38,130 scrape all them hooray henries. Yeah, but all I'm saying is... Look, at least 217 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,550 for me, Terry, you've got your freedom. 218 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,750 Oh, there's Vickery. 219 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,210 Her little granddaughter. 220 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:44,630 Bit of a punk rocker. 221 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,490 Nice girl, that. 222 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,350 Arthur. Charlie. 223 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:56,390 Kate. And you must be Terry. He speaks very highly of you, does Arthur. 224 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,690 Does he? 225 00:12:58,649 --> 00:12:59,970 My granddaughter, Kate. 226 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:04,010 Hello. You're looking well, Charlie. Spot of fresh air, Arthur. 227 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:06,050 Not much of that down there. 228 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,370 I've taken to coming up here every morning. 229 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:13,790 I reckon it's the only way I can bear to look at that town now, from a distance. 230 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:17,070 You'd have thought it a few years ago, eh, Arthur? 231 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:21,270 The noise and the filth. The come of the earth. 232 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,150 Don't upset yourself, Grandpa. 233 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,630 You were going to tell Terry about your little problem, Charlie. 234 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:27,830 I was? 235 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,140 The house, Grandpa. 236 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,240 The house? 237 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,980 Oh, yes, the house. 238 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,960 Well, you see my little girl here, Teddy, my little Kate. 239 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,860 A man couldn't ask for a better granddaughter. 240 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,720 Well, she's getting married quite soon, is Kate. 241 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,360 Getting married to a schoolteacher. 242 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:52,220 If I had the money, I'd buy him a nice semi. 243 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,920 And as it is, all I've got is this. 244 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,550 Old house in town. 245 00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,030 Bit run down. 246 00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:00,590 Been empty for a year. 247 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:04,710 What Grandpa wants to do is convert it into flats, then sell them off. 248 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,970 Saving one for you and your husband -to -be. 249 00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:12,270 I keep telling him how expensive it will be, fitting five bathrooms and five 250 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,050 kitchens. So what's the problem? 251 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:15,390 Squatters, Teddy. 252 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,790 Squatters on my property. 253 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:24,330 Now, I'm an old man, and me and little Kate, we don't know much about that 254 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,690 jungle down there. 255 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,280 Don't want to either. 256 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,380 So I turned to me old friend Arthur, who knows about these things, in the hope 257 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,940 that he might help us out. 258 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,280 If for a consideration, of course. 259 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,760 And Arthur tells us you'd like first refusal on the flat, Terry. 260 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:44,160 Do what? Yeah, well, we won't go into that now. I mean, we've got to get rid 261 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,059 these squatters. 262 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,540 What's wrong with evicting them? Go through the courts? 263 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,540 Well, it might take months. 264 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,820 And anyway, I've got to be frank, I need the money sooner than that. 265 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,800 I think it's time we get you indoors again, Grandad. 266 00:14:57,140 --> 00:15:00,680 Yes. I reckon that's my bit of fresh air for the day. 267 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,480 Come on, Charlie. Thank you. 268 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,160 Keep in touch, Arthur. 269 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,900 Good to know that you've got matters in hand. 270 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,080 That's very kind of you, Mr Davy. Not at all, Kate. 271 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:17,620 So... Poor old devil. 272 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,620 Is it me, or is he a bit too lally? 273 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:21,140 Ah, Vicar, he's all right. 274 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,480 I've known him for years. 275 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,150 At school together, were you? 276 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,690 Yeah. What's all this about me getting a new flat? 277 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:31,990 Oh, well, I thought it was time we got you a bigger place. 278 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,750 No, I don't want to move. 279 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,050 Of course you want to move. 280 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:39,610 You're always going on about how cramped it is. 281 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:40,969 I'm not. 282 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,250 Yes, you are. You're forever banging on about it. 283 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,130 Ah. No, I'm all right there. I'm all settled down. 284 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,130 No, we'll talk about it later. You'll soon see the sense of it. 285 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,040 what you were thinking of taking a job like this. 286 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,040 I mean, squatters, addictions, it's dodgy stuff these days. 287 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,000 There's 75 in your hand now and 75 later. 288 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240 75, eh? 289 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,980 How do I shift down? It's full of squatters. 290 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,160 Ask them to step outside while I read the metres. 291 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,000 Now, the thing is, you see, Kate and Charlie are on the innocent side. I 292 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,640 there was this geezer there on the booze. I just bunged him a pony and he 293 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,399 off like a shot. 294 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,280 And an Irishman who works for the council, he's visiting his sister in 295 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,660 Manchester. That just leaves the two kids, you know, hippie types. 296 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,080 I mean, the thing is, Kate and Charlie panicked unnecessarily. 297 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,280 Shame. I wonder why. 298 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:36,060 Now, look, there's no basement door. Just a bit of corrugated iron. 299 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,320 Look, if they're in there, offer them 50. 300 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,300 Out of my 75? 301 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,360 If that don't work, 302 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,320 I'll think of something else. 303 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,140 Got it all sewn up, haven't you? 304 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,520 Don't worry, Terry, I'll be right behind you. Out here with the engine running. 305 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,940 Great. 306 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:35,750 Come on, I'm going to break your arm, son. 307 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,690 Oh, no, there you go now. 308 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:40,930 And you're going to be able to stop, right? 309 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:42,130 Yeah. 310 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:45,730 Are you all right, Piers? 311 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,550 What the hell are you doing here? 312 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:51,750 I'm here because the owners of this desirable residence have decided they 313 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,610 want squatters in it. What do you mean, squatters? 314 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,430 Look, you find the old house, right? 315 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,030 Neglected, falling apart. 316 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,490 So you break in, change all the locks. We live here. 317 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,710 Yeah, we pay rent. 318 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,630 You pay rent? 319 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:03,730 Yeah. 320 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,049 Who to? 321 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,630 Oh, a weird bit. 322 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,370 Dead expensive gear. 323 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:13,230 She comes round here about once a week. Yeah, with this guy in a big Rolls 324 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:16,730 Royce. Oh, they park it in another street so as not to anger the peasant's 325 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:17,730 scene in one day. 326 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,970 You got a rent book, anything like that? 327 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:23,310 No. She don't allow nothing like that. 328 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,250 That yours? 329 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,390 Yeah. 330 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,570 Come on, on your feet. 331 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:37,970 Now listen. 332 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,930 I've got 50 in cash here. 333 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,750 It's yours if you move out. 334 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:44,630 50? 335 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,950 I can't take it. 336 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,750 You know what it's like trying to find a place around here. 337 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:53,190 Look, we've got one room clean and tidy for the baby, and I tell you, that's 338 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,190 worth hanging on to. 339 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,850 You going to chuck us out on the street then? 340 00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,670 I don't know. 341 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,550 I really don't know. 342 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:07,929 Morning, Jack. 343 00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,290 Oh, low offer. 344 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,070 Care to pop in the office? 345 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,850 I've been thinking over and over and I've decided to take the flat. Very wise 346 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:22,370 decision, Jack. Tell us just one thing, Arthur. 347 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:24,230 I can't go to four grand. 348 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,210 Three and a half is all I can manage. 349 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:29,130 Three, seven, fifty. You can have the sofa and the armchair. 350 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:30,770 Done. 351 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:46,620 Right. 1 ,000, 2 ,000, 3 ,000, 750. 352 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,760 Oh, I wasn't expecting you to cough up right away, Jack. 353 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:53,400 It's all right, Ruff. I mean, I can't bank it, you know, and Doris gets 354 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,900 if there's too much cash around here. 355 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,180 Yeah, you wasn't wanting to move in right away, was you? Oh, no, no, no, no. 356 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,240 My niece Shirley has got things to sort out, yeah. 357 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,420 Flat's still available, though, isn't it? Oh, yes, yes, yes, of course. 358 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,740 Right, got to get up. 359 00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:11,930 Got a load of heavy duty... You Brian, I was arriving this morning. Oh, that 360 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,150 reminds me, Jack. I'd like to ask your advice about something. 361 00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:16,930 Your friends couldn't do much better than this. 362 00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,790 Lost his colours, you see. 363 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:21,250 Desert dust, gay Camboche. 364 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:25,170 Trouble is, sir, none of them are matched up. But still, as it's not for 365 00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:28,110 personal use, it doesn't matter, does it, if you get my drift? 366 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:32,350 Oh, I do, Jacko, I do, I do. You see, the thing is, these friends of mine, 367 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,310 don't know much about the conversion business, and I'd hate to see them 368 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,310 exploited. 369 00:22:36,459 --> 00:22:38,740 Well, of course you would, Arthur. Of course you would. 370 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:40,820 How much you want for that little lot? 371 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:42,800 Worth a grand, this little lot. 372 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,140 Five hundred, do you get? 373 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,900 Four. Done. 374 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,220 If you pay me in cash. 375 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,140 Yeah, of course. Oh, have you got my little purchase ready? 376 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,419 Oh, yeah. 377 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:56,020 Kevin, can you put Mr. 378 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:57,760 Daly's bidet in his car? 379 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,100 Midnight purple. 380 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:02,220 Yeah, it's not for me, you understand. It's for the wife. 381 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:04,280 And, Kevin, here, come here. 382 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:09,650 Mr Daly has just bought up all our odds and sods, so don't move him. He has? 383 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,590 Yeah. 384 00:23:14,070 --> 00:23:15,070 Rent? 385 00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:21,950 They say they're paying rent, but by the bare -faced light... They've been 386 00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:24,950 straight enough to me, Mr Vickery. They were very convincing. 387 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,750 Convincing? Well, of course they were convincing. 388 00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:30,590 People like that living off the backs of others. 389 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,400 They've got to be convincing. 390 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,960 That's how the Poncings try and get away with it. 391 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:39,900 Grandpa's rather disappointed that this issue hasn't been resolved, Mr Daly. As 392 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,780 you can see, his health is poor as it is. 393 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,440 With the worry about the house, well, I'm rather concerned. 394 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:48,960 There is absolutely no cause for concern, Kate. Terry and I just wanted 395 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,980 up a few points, that's all. Yeah, I appreciate that, Arthur. 396 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:55,520 Oh, and about the conversions, I think I've solved one of your problems there. 397 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:56,739 What's that? 398 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,960 A complete set of matching basins, baths and toilets. 399 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,380 Latest colours, quarter of the market price. 400 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,920 Oh, you're a gem, Arthur. A real gem. 401 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,400 A whole man like me doesn't deserve good friends like you. 402 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:13,260 Yes, that's very kind of you, Mr Daly. When the time comes, I'm sure we'll be 403 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:14,480 happy to talk about it. 404 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,280 Right, then. 405 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,060 Well, we'll... Come on, Terry. 406 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:23,900 Cheers, Charlie. 407 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,800 Vampire? 408 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,420 I'm not sure Arthur Daly can really help us as much as we think. 409 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,960 Oh, Arthur will look after us. Don't you worry. I'm sure I could get some people 410 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,340 who could deal with the squatters much more efficiently. 411 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,800 Don't you worry your pretty head about it, little Casey. 412 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,620 Of course not, Grandpa. 413 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,200 Give us hand. 414 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,220 Help us put this in your car. 415 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,020 What do I want it for? No, it's for her indoors. 416 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,920 It's her birthday tomorrow. It's a present. I want it to be a surprise. 417 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,479 Do you know what it is? 418 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,540 Of course I know what it is. It's a bidet, isn't it? 419 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,920 Do you know what it's for? 420 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,960 What's it matter what it's for? It's a present, isn't it? I'll get you a lager. 421 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,160 Sid. 422 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,800 Vodka swim line, Harry. And a lager for young Terry. 423 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,900 He's just sticking a bidet in his boot. 424 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,300 Hey, Terry, I've been thinking. 425 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,840 You know, I've got you the flat. 426 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,100 There is no reason why I shouldn't up the ante, get you a mortgage, regularise 427 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:46,260 our relationship, as they say in business circles, pay you a regular 428 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,480 Oh, hold on. 429 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,940 You said that was the beginning of the end. No, no, no, no, that depends on the 430 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,020 circumstances. Ah, 431 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,880 fella called McQueen phoned for you, Arthur. Something about a flat? Oh, 432 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,679 yeah, yeah, cheers. 433 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,940 Thanks, Harry. Yeah, and talking about flat, that couple in Vickery's house. 434 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,340 I think they're on the level. 435 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:05,280 Oh, don't say you've fallen for that, Terry. The next thing you'll be saying 436 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,520 you're a member of the Flat Earth Club. 437 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,500 Listen, I think they're straight. They've got a little kiddie there and 438 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,880 you think I want to cause unnecessary hardship? 439 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:13,320 Look, I will think of something. 440 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,640 Don't you worry. 441 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,320 What time's Terry coming in tonight? 442 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:17,740 Eight on the dot, Harry. 443 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:21,240 Ah, he'd like a bite to eat before the fun starts, I suppose. 444 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,100 Oh, yes, he would. I would. Excuse me, I am here. 445 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,140 I've been meaning to mention this to you for some time, Harry. What? 446 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,660 Now, Terry's been coming here. 447 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:32,560 Two nights a week for a whole year. Yeah. And that is a great chunk of time 448 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,660 of a boy's life. Ah, you've been talking about money, I suppose. 449 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,660 Well, you're off. 450 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,560 He sees me. 451 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:40,780 I see. 452 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,560 Thank you, Arthur. 453 00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:43,940 Thank you very much. 454 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,420 What's he on about? 455 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,880 I don't know. 456 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,680 Oh, perhaps he's going to see his old gran. That always puts him in a dodgy 457 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,740 frame of mind when he does that. 458 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,340 He can take that away, can't he? 459 00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:01,590 You look cheerful. 460 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:06,330 So would you be if you had to spend the rest of the evening down at Bricklayers? 461 00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:08,170 Dreadful place. 462 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:12,730 Dreadful? I'll tell you, young lady, it's a magnet for music lovers and 463 00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:13,830 connoisseurs of fine wine. 464 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,610 Well, you don't sound very happy. 465 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,330 I'm terrific. 466 00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:20,010 Is it Arthur? 467 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,070 Oh, come on, stop slagging off Arthur, eh? 468 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,570 It's not Arthur. I like Arthur. 469 00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:27,310 Careful, don't go over the top. 470 00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:29,210 It's you I'm worried about. 471 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,320 Look, Terry, I like you a lot. 472 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,760 I mean, I'm not going out with you just for laughs, you know. 473 00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:38,340 I think you're a really smashing guy. 474 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:40,780 You're kind, generous. 475 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:42,760 You've got a good brain. 476 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,040 Oh, don't leave off. 477 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,760 What are you going to be doing in 10, 15 years' time? Same thing. 478 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:53,540 And you'll be older, slower, and some young bloke will come along and cripple 479 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,540 you for life. 480 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,960 I mean, what am I supposed to think about the future, Terry? 481 00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:01,250 Listen, if I'm supposed to be so bleeding marvellous, how is it everybody 482 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,930 all their time telling me what I should or shouldn't be doing? 483 00:28:04,190 --> 00:28:07,310 Change a job, change a flat. I mean, can I have some say in it now and again, or 484 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,310 what? 485 00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:10,610 Filmer still hasn't got a replacement for Bernie. 486 00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:12,110 Any? Hard luck. 487 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,030 I wasn't planning on taking the gear so soon, Jack. 488 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:24,310 No, the thing is, Arthur, we're a bit desperate for space, you see. 489 00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:26,970 Mind you, they had to take it wherever you want. 490 00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:31,550 Free delivery, I can't say better than that. Yeah, I appreciate that, Jack, but 491 00:28:31,550 --> 00:28:33,050 the one I would bring up. 492 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:38,930 Um, concerning the flat, my niece Shirley would like to take a butcher, so 493 00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:39,930 could pop round this evening. 494 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,130 This evening? 495 00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:43,650 Well, just to get the feel of the place. 496 00:28:44,350 --> 00:28:46,010 It's a bit previous, Jack, isn't it? 497 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:50,460 Well, if you want to reconsider, Arthur, I'll happily take back the key money. 498 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:53,080 No, no, no, no, no, no, that's all right, that's all right. I mean, I 499 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,440 pay you back today. I've already bunged you 400 this morning. 500 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:59,620 No, no, you can have a look, but you'll have to make it between 8 and 11. 501 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,000 Fair enough, Arthur. 502 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,660 Ready, Governor, where to? 503 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,260 Ah, you'd better follow me. 504 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,420 I think there's somewhere on the way. 505 00:29:23,139 --> 00:29:24,139 I'm sorry. 506 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,480 Nothing to be sorry about. 507 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,880 Just got me wrong, that's all. 508 00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,220 I'm as thick as two sugar planks. 509 00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:33,040 I'm generous when it suits. 510 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,760 And that's where ambition's at. 511 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,920 Three -figure break of snooker would make me a happy man. 512 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:39,220 Now you're being ridiculous. 513 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,820 Am I? 514 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280 I wonder. 515 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:44,740 I didn't mean to go on at you. 516 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,060 Why not? 517 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:48,650 Oh, no. 518 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:55,850 When will I see you again? 519 00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:57,569 Don't know. 520 00:29:57,570 --> 00:29:58,570 I'll give you a ring. 521 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,590 Bye. 522 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:12,330 Wait! 523 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:14,270 I've got a good mind to report you to your employer. 524 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:37,840 Last one. 525 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,240 Everything all right, Arthur? A bit hectic, Dave. 526 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,500 Here, you got any room in your yard out the back? 527 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,639 Yeah, a bit. 528 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,360 Could I dump something there just for the night? Nice drink in it for you. 529 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:47,580 What's wrong with your locker? 530 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:49,160 No, the geezer won't drive it that far. 531 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:50,680 So you want to use mine, eh? 532 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,300 I suppose so. 533 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:53,700 As long as there's nothing dodgy, mind. 534 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:55,180 Cheers, Dave. 535 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,080 Hey, Arthur, mind me motor? 536 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,060 Here we are then. 537 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,980 Ah, my niece, Shirley. 538 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:25,420 Hello, my dear. 539 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,340 What's your show? 540 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,560 Hello, Dave. 541 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,840 You two know each other? 542 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:32,060 Of course we do. 543 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,860 I didn't know a pair of you was related. 544 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,580 I think I'd call for a drink, Dave. 545 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,759 Oh, yeah. 546 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,620 No rush, no rush. Oh, buy us one of them tequila sunrises, Jackie. 547 00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:43,540 Oh, yeah, I'll have one too. 548 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,880 Jack. 549 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,330 Right. Yeah, that sounds like her. 550 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:54,050 Shortish, red striped hair, looks like a punk rocker. 551 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,350 What about the motor? 552 00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:59,190 Roller. Dark one, brown maybe. 553 00:31:59,530 --> 00:32:00,530 Yeah, that's it. 554 00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:02,050 I don't get it. 555 00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:06,570 What it means is the lady who's been trying to chuck you out for squatting is 556 00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:08,190 the same lady you're paying rent to. 557 00:32:08,870 --> 00:32:10,630 We've all been wound up good and proper. 558 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:12,350 Yeah, but now that you know... 559 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,690 Oh, yeah, now that I know, everything in the garden's lovely, isn't it? 560 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:19,210 Listen, I'm sorry, but if she wants you out, she'll get you out. Doesn't matter 561 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:20,169 what I know. 562 00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:22,470 What are we going to do, man? I mean, we're the baby and all. 563 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:25,790 Go to the rent people or the council or something, I don't know. 564 00:32:26,630 --> 00:32:27,630 Listen, you got a phone? 565 00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,130 No. 566 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,610 Right, I've got to go to work. 567 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:34,930 You just sit tight, right? And try not to let her frighten you off. 568 00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:37,910 I'll see you. 569 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,900 Jack, it's so cosy. 570 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,720 It's very compact. 571 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,060 Oh, it's a bit bare, though. 572 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,100 But I'll soon see to that. 573 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,380 Yeah, she'll make a real palace of this place. 574 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:56,620 She will? 575 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,600 She's got taste, that girl. 576 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,620 Oh, I can see it in me mind exactly how it should be. 577 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,440 It's a talent I've got. 578 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,140 I thought we'd christen the place, if you don't mind, Arthur. 579 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,100 We'll let ourselves out. 580 00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:14,550 Oh, you are a clever man, Jackie. Hang about. 581 00:33:15,590 --> 00:33:22,290 Yeah, well, I've got to look after my little niece and I... The thing is... 582 00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:23,930 two hours. 583 00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:27,590 I mean, she's going to get the hump if I bundle her out now, isn't she? 584 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:31,050 All right, look, you can stay, but you must be out by 11. 585 00:33:31,490 --> 00:33:35,570 Oh, this wallpaper will have to go. I mean, it's just not colourful enough. 586 00:33:36,730 --> 00:33:39,210 Don't worry, I'll soon get a bit of life in the place. 587 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,480 Terrific, Shirley. 588 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,680 Terrific. Eleven. 589 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,440 Of course. 590 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000 20 past? 591 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320 What's happened to Arthur? 592 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,460 Something serious, I hope. 593 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:33,900 Nice quiet night. You've got to admit that. 594 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:35,379 Oh, yes. 595 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:37,460 Only two rucks and no one was sick over me. 596 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,540 Well, the explanation for that is quite simple, you see, Ty. 597 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:43,040 I'm getting a different sort of punter in here. 598 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,760 Classier, you know. 599 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:48,340 I reckon it's all the hard work I've put in here that's paying off at last. 600 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,320 It must be. 601 00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:52,739 Yeah, you'll be serving soup in a basket soon. 602 00:34:53,219 --> 00:34:54,300 Not a bad idea. 603 00:34:56,110 --> 00:34:57,630 Oh, God, I think I'll shoot off. 604 00:34:58,470 --> 00:35:00,130 Tell Arthur I'll settle with him tomorrow. 605 00:35:01,090 --> 00:35:02,590 You could settle with me, you know. 606 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:03,910 Oh, best not. 607 00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:05,210 You know Arthur? 608 00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:07,030 Yeah. 609 00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:08,570 Just a little joke. 610 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,710 Temperamental. 611 00:35:12,970 --> 00:35:14,670 Bound to be in that lane of work, I suppose. 612 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:22,230 Jacko! 613 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:24,010 Jacko! 614 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,180 Crying out loud, it's half eleven. 615 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,500 Jacko, I'm coming in. 616 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:35,940 It's Arthur. 617 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,760 Do you hear? 618 00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:39,420 Oh, my God. 619 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,060 What are you doing lurking about here? 620 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,160 No problem, Terry. 621 00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:51,920 I've got a bone to beat with you about vickering this darling little 622 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,280 granddaughter. You can't go in, Terry. 623 00:35:55,950 --> 00:35:57,930 What? I'm into the title. Go with me, all right? 624 00:35:58,570 --> 00:35:59,610 Don't you think that's the problem? 625 00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:03,690 This fella, he's interested in the flat for his niece, and he just wanted her to 626 00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:06,430 have a look, see if it suited you, you know. That's no problem. We'll get him 627 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,650 out. Now! No, no, we can't. 628 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:10,190 Yes, we can. No, no, no, it's not as easy as that, Terry. 629 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:12,690 You see, there's a little matter of... What? 630 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:18,190 Well, you know... You haven't taken key money off him. No, no, no, don't panic. 631 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,249 You have, haven't you? 632 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,430 You've taken key money off him. 633 00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:23,830 You've made a nice few quid. You've given the geezer my flat without even 634 00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:26,590 telling me. No, they haven't, actually. You're taking liberties with my house. 635 00:36:26,710 --> 00:36:29,010 No, no, look, we'll have a nice little flat for you. Oh, where Vicar is. 636 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:32,210 Nice little flat at the Vicar is, eh? Yeah. Well, that's where you're wrong, 637 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:33,310 sunshine. 638 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:35,750 Those people, they're legal tenants. They're not squatters. 639 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:38,630 That Katie, she's done you up like a kip of thumb. 640 00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:42,190 She just wants them out so she can have the place clear for a quick sale. 641 00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:43,490 There won't be any flat. 642 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:46,230 Just thank you very much and good night, innit? Oh, look, Terry. 643 00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:50,070 Terry. And what about all those basins, eh? All those nice bars? 644 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,460 The B days. 645 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,820 Look, why don't we go back to my place and have a nice drink? 646 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,660 Look, just for once, shut it, will you? 647 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,720 I'll tell you what. 648 00:36:58,780 --> 00:36:59,780 Here you are. 649 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:04,440 Now, that one, silver and all, you can have them coming in and out in shifts, 650 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,760 can't you? Where are you going? 651 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,840 To get a job. 652 00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:12,840 Yes, Terry, the office is still open. 653 00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:14,980 If Simon's in agreement, of course. 654 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,320 It would suit me very well. 655 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,320 When do I start, then? 656 00:37:18,510 --> 00:37:20,110 Come in midday tomorrow. We'll sort out the detail. 657 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:24,810 Well? About tomorrow. 658 00:37:25,650 --> 00:37:26,770 Harry, that's great! 659 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:29,030 No, there's no slight problem, though. 660 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,170 I've got to stay at your place tonight, haven't I? 661 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:33,770 Oh, that's terrible. 662 00:37:34,070 --> 00:37:37,610 Especially at the time of the way visiting her mum. Oh, worse and worse. 663 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:39,450 Hey, do you mind? 664 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:40,730 Excuse me. 665 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,010 I've got the cash, Jack. 666 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,940 I will refund you your key money. That's 400 quid. Because as it happens, I 667 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:48,520 don't want them baths and basins after all. 668 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,200 All right, all right, all right. I'll refund you the whole whack. But I've got 669 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,200 to hang on to the flat. 670 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:58,400 Arthur, Shirley is very pleased with the flat. She thinks it's ideal and so do 671 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,560 I. So don't let's have any more discussion about it, right? Yeah, but... 672 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,560 fact, she is moving some of her belongings in today. 673 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,720 What? And as for them baths and toilets, I don't want them back. 674 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,160 I mean, why do you think I flocked them to you in the first place? 675 00:38:13,569 --> 00:38:14,549 Right over. 676 00:38:14,550 --> 00:38:15,670 I've got things to do. 677 00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:20,830 It looks good. How does it feel? 678 00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:22,670 I'm just not used to wearing ties. 679 00:38:23,830 --> 00:38:26,750 Trying to remove the bouncer's bow ties can fit at the height of wit by a 680 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,750 younger member. 681 00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:30,650 They'll get a smack then, won't they? 682 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:32,270 No, they won't, Terry. 683 00:38:33,470 --> 00:38:34,830 Because you'll laugh with them. 684 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:38,850 You'll chuckle at their winning ways and thank them profusely for brightening up 685 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,290 your day. And remember this, Terry. 686 00:38:40,930 --> 00:38:43,770 If anyone cuts up rough in here, you use the minimum of violence. 687 00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:47,430 You behave as though removing them from the premises is the biggest honour 688 00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:48,430 you've ever had. 689 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:51,230 Yeah, all right. 690 00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:52,550 Good. 691 00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:55,810 Now, I think we both deserve a drop of the boss's straight malt. 692 00:38:56,990 --> 00:38:58,670 Did he mind you nicking all his whisky? 693 00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:00,430 Well, let's say I don't allow him to, mate. 694 00:39:01,330 --> 00:39:02,330 Will you? 695 00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:04,930 No, thanks, no. I'll stick to buying me own. 696 00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:07,270 As you wish, Terry. 697 00:39:15,899 --> 00:39:17,800 I've been trying to contact you all over Bleeding Town. 698 00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:19,060 Why, what's the problem? 699 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,020 I can't move me motor, that's all. We had to take a cab home last night. 700 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:23,899 Oh, that. 701 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,960 Well, look, let me make a couple of phone calls and I'll sort that out in a 702 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,960 jiffy. You give us a large vodka and slimline. I've got a thirsty good 703 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,960 photograph. 704 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,300 Hello, Shirley? 705 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:33,900 Arthur Daly. 706 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,700 Very well, my dear. How are you? 707 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,460 I just phoned up to see how you're getting on. 708 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,260 Oh, that's lovely. 709 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,439 Purple ceiling. 710 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,560 That sounds very nice. 711 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,260 Yes. Oh, well, I'll see you again soon. 712 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:46,720 Bye -bye, dear. 713 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,520 Here you are. That's about time you settled your slate, isn't it? 714 00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:51,678 Oh, Dad. 715 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,260 Have one yourself, Dave. Go on, big one. 716 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:55,860 And give us a pan of teller. 717 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 There you go. 718 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,540 You take that paper off. Jack McQueen, please. 719 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,040 Hello, Jack. 720 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,240 Arthur. 721 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:10,900 No, no, I just phoned up to let you know how everything's going. 722 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,320 Everything's fine, yeah. 723 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,280 I'll pop round and see how Shirley was getting on. 724 00:40:14,990 --> 00:40:15,990 Oh, terrific. 725 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,530 Yeah. She's having a drink with her other uncle. 726 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:20,510 Shining the place, you know. 727 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:22,630 That be your brother, would it, Jack? 728 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:25,470 Or is it your wife's family on the other side? 729 00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:26,970 No, it bloody isn't. 730 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:29,570 Oh, Jack? 731 00:40:30,690 --> 00:40:31,690 Jack? 732 00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:36,010 Funny fella. Oh, for coming out. What about my motor? 733 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,710 Cabbie, if you're stuck, on me. 734 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,660 Look, Charlie, this is very important. 735 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:48,240 I've got all them bars and basins and toilets for you for the conversions. 736 00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:50,540 Toilets? 737 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,660 Conversions? Latest styles? 738 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,400 Quarter market prices? 739 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,180 No, we don't need none of them. 740 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:59,060 You take a look if you don't believe me. 741 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,820 This is a modern house. 742 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,600 Plush toilets running water. 743 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,440 No, no, no. The old house, Charlie. The one with the squatters. 744 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,920 The old house? Oh. 745 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,540 I lived in that, man and boy. 746 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,300 Look, Charlie. 747 00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,540 Charlie? 748 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:26,680 Charlie? Where is Kate now, do you know? 749 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,260 Kate? She'll be at the old house. 750 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,600 You sure? 751 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,520 Yeah, getting it nice for me. 752 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,840 Close the door when you go out, will you, Arthur? 753 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:38,620 A bit parky today. 754 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,800 with mothers finished. 755 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,180 So let's have some silence, could we? 756 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:56,700 I was thinking about the house. 757 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,980 Don't start thinking, Alan. 758 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,420 It's not your speed. 759 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,660 Hello, who the bleeding hell is that? 760 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:06,700 Could I have a word? 761 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:13,940 I know there's been an itch or two, Kate. You blew it, Daly. 762 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:18,390 You made a right pig's ear of it, but it's all right. It kept Grandpa happy, 763 00:42:18,490 --> 00:42:20,790 thinking his old mate was getting him out of a fix. 764 00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:26,930 I'm picking the team now, Daly, because I like people who do what they are paid 765 00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:27,930 to do. 766 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:29,610 We give the house a once -over. 767 00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:31,030 It's easy. 768 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:33,050 Of course, yeah, I see your point, Kate. 769 00:42:33,310 --> 00:42:36,750 You do much more talking, and I'm going to start thinking about asking for my 770 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:37,750 money back. 771 00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:38,870 Want me to ask him? 772 00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:41,410 Um, I'm parked back there. 773 00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:46,070 I couldn't bear to deprive the media of a pissy few hundred quid. Well, the 774 00:42:46,070 --> 00:42:49,250 thing is, you see, I laid out a lot of cash for those basins and baths. 775 00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:51,430 I've had a nice offer for the house. 776 00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:54,990 Empty, of course. And I want to close the deal tomorrow. 777 00:42:55,470 --> 00:42:58,690 And I'm not interested in any basins. 778 00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:00,070 Best quality gear. 779 00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:02,730 Stop the car, Alan! I want this joker out! 780 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:10,270 I'm not making a penny out of this myself, Kate. 781 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,580 Average mate of you, Mr Daly. 782 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:14,980 No, Kate. 783 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:16,340 Kate. 784 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:17,900 Kate. 785 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,400 Well, we'll let the matter drop. 786 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,560 Just this once. 787 00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:37,300 You sure Terry hasn't been in or phoned? 788 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,400 There you go, Arthur. 789 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:45,839 What's this? 790 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,160 That's my cab fares to date. 791 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,320 43 quid? 792 00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,220 It's a long drive out of Basildon. 793 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,900 You live round the corner. 794 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,320 We moved a couple of months ago. 795 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,660 If you'd listened to people, Arthur, you wouldn't get into these scrapes. 796 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,960 Helen, 797 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,400 what time's the break? 798 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,580 Oh, sorry, I thought you were Helen. 799 00:44:12,779 --> 00:44:13,779 She's what? 800 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,780 This is a very serious matter, Helen. 801 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,520 What's going on? 802 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,560 McCann, do you mind? 803 00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:20,540 He says I was fiddling the till. 804 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:22,299 Were you? 805 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:23,300 Of course not. 806 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,160 I'm sorry, Erin, but I caught you in the act. 807 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,600 What's happening? 808 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:32,780 He said to me that if someone was drunk, that I should leave out the gin and 809 00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:36,300 just give them the tonic, and we'd pocket the difference. Well, I wouldn't 810 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:40,620 it. So the next thing I know, he has me in here. I have to take the word of my 811 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:41,620 manager. 812 00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:45,830 Listen, kid, wait outside by the car, eh? It's out the back. 813 00:44:48,990 --> 00:44:50,250 You're out of your mind, Filmer. 814 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:51,890 She's as straight as they come. 815 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:54,370 You ought to have a go at that ponce there. 816 00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:56,770 Simon, go back on the door, please. 817 00:45:08,050 --> 00:45:10,430 Now then, McCann, the facts of life. 818 00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:13,300 Simon's worked with me for five years. 819 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:15,020 He's an excellent manager. 820 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,220 He's very popular with the customers, and I trust him. Oh, yes. 821 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,580 I know he cheats me. 822 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:24,560 But I know exactly how much. I know exactly how far he'll go. 823 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,200 Doctoring the drinks might have been a little too far. 824 00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:30,020 But I shall have a word with him, and he'll stop it. 825 00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:33,960 You see, it's the devil you know, if you see what I mean. 826 00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:36,240 So Helen gets the sack for doing so -do? 827 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,020 Not the way I put it. 828 00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:41,050 You know, I've known some villains in my time. 829 00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:44,690 Jesus, who would break your arm just for the price of a pint. But you lot, 830 00:45:44,850 --> 00:45:48,070 Jesus, you'd turn me over more than all of them put together. 831 00:45:54,310 --> 00:45:56,490 Very nice to see you, but they're going to get a bit nasty. 832 00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:06,150 Listen, you sloppy little getter. If I ever find you in my manner, I'll show 833 00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:08,630 what a spanking means down the rough end of the market. Got it? 834 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:19,220 What are you doing here? 835 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,060 I just thought you might like to know that Kate's hired a couple of right 836 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:23,700 gorillas to turn that young couple over. 837 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,220 When? I reckon any time now. 838 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,700 Listen, love, you take my car, eh? I'll catch up with you later. 839 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:32,720 Cheer up. 840 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,120 No, no, no, no. 841 00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:35,880 Want to get there before the weekend, don't we? 842 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,280 Watch it! Look, I've just had it serviced. 843 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:42,060 Should have said I was taking it easy. 844 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,380 You should stay in bed, John. 845 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:19,760 for you, Dave, for all your trouble. 846 00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:21,580 What do you think I am, a midget? 847 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:22,860 Keep your eyes in it. 848 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,800 Come to collect the gear off. 849 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,160 Good. 850 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:31,560 Here, by the way, you did me a right favour with that little Shirley. 851 00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,299 Oh, yeah? 852 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,760 Yeah, two -timing it all. 853 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,460 Of course, you denied it all. No. 854 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,140 So, of course, I won't be needing a flat, will I? Good news, isn't it? 855 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,460 So, have you got my money? Yeah, yeah. I've kept 400 for the barbs and basins 856 00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:43,959 and bits. 857 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,638 You what? 858 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,640 400. 859 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,020 I can only give you two for them, mate. 860 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,620 They? Last year's colours. 861 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,900 Didn't they match, did they? You might as well keep hold of them. 862 00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:53,859 You reckon? 863 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:54,439 Oh, no. 864 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,540 No way off, aren't I? 865 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:56,900 He'll take you. 866 00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:58,560 Come on, lads. I'll show you what they are. 867 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,460 It's all getting away from me, Terry. 868 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,960 Look on the bright side. You've only lost 200, haven't you? 869 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,740 That's worth a drink all round, isn't it? 870 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,140 Yeah, I was just going to say the same myself. 871 00:50:30,410 --> 00:50:34,550 If you want to, I'll change the situation. 872 00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:42,390 Right people, right time, just the wrong location. 873 00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:48,530 I've got a good idea. 874 00:50:50,390 --> 00:50:56,730 Just you keep me near. I'll be so good for you. I could be so good for you. 875 00:50:56,990 --> 00:51:01,280 I'm gonna help you. Love you like you want. One, two, three.